The thing about having roommates
is that we’re kind of ruthless to each other. Just the other day, I was mentioning that we’re running low on milk while I emptied the last bit of Almond Breeze into my coffee. “Remind me to grab some milk when we head out,” I said to roommate #1. Immediately she responded with “What kind?”
In my head, it was clear and self-explanatory. Of course! Only almond milk that goes with coffee and cereal. Roommate #1 doesn’t even drink moo milk! For the rest of us, the good old glass bottle MOOOO milk belongs to baking, cooking and soup.
“Sloth” I said with a straight face, “Sloth milk”.
The next day, I woke up to a message on our fridge:
“Don’t drink and drive,” she added, “Sloth milk will make you slow and drowsy.”
Action speaks louder than words. So I picked up some slot milk for her along with some almond milk for myself. Frankly I should have crocheted in rounds (amigurumi), but it became a bit of a quick and sloppy job in an attempt to uphold its structure. Oh well, it’s SLOTH MILK! Perhaps I will improve on this design and bring some more odd milk into the market such as Hippo Milk and Giraffe Milk. How about Pelican milk? Wait… mammals only? I don’t even know what’s going on any more.
Either way, the sloth milk is now sitting on Roommate #1’s desk. I hope she’ll commend me for being proactive in getting her the sloth milk that she wanted *cough*
That’s it for now. I will be uploading some of my WIP and other recent work later this week! WOOP WOOP.